Arizona Again

Well, Obama finally did it. He has taken his balls out of his pants, and slapped Arizona with a bit of hairy scrote.

Yessir, the Fed is taking on the State by saying that the Arizona immigration law is an attempt to go over the head of a Federal law.

Apparently, it is hard to prove discrimination will happen in the future, even in a country where white cops punch black jaywalkers who happen to be teen girls, or execute young black men in front of twenty people and get away with unintentional manslaughter.

Yeah, I totally believe Gov. Jan Brewer when she says American law enforcement does not discriminate. Especially after hearing this story from a friend of mine:

"So one time I got stopped while I was driving with my buddy, Jose`. We just picked up- so I had a .25 in my pocket. The cop came up to my window and said, 'I notice the distinct smell of marijuana in this car.' We hadn't been smoking, but I thought perhaps the bag in my pocket was leaking. So we get out, and the cop checks our plates, then comes back with his partner. They search Jose`, find nothing, and then tell us to go. And I thought: WOW, good thing I was white."

Moral of the Story: If you're carrying drugs, make sure you bring a Latino friend with you, because they will get searched instead.

Anyway, back to it.

Many Democratic governors are beginning to do what Dems usually do when a battle they should fight is placed plainly in front of them: they watch their dicks shrivel up and then jack-off their Republican cohorts in apology. Apparently, challenging the Immigration Law might jeopardize Democratic gubernatorial candidates.

To them I say: Fuck you.

You're Democrats. You're supposed to be the dudes I hold up, despite the disgusting truth of your corrupt lives, because you're a lesser evil to the Republicans. So fucking grow a pair, take the G.O.P meatstick out of your mouth, and say the fucking truth: the law is blatantly racist.

It's not hard. You can say fuck if you want, I do it all the time. Though a fair point would be that I am a nobody and no one gives a shit. But hell, Biden called some guy a smart-ass a few weeks ago, and to the conservatives' dismay, when the dude showed up on Fucks and Friends (err, Fox and Friends, sorry), he was actually cool about it. Ah, they so wanted the magic of Joe the Plummer again (who ironically would have paid more taxes under McCain's plan).

I mean, let's take a look at some comments from Arizona politicans:

“It’s nice to see the Obama administration finally concede there is no allowance for racial profiling in Arizona’s immigration law,” said Kirk Adams, the Republican speaker of the Arizona House of Representatives. “After all the sound and fury about discrimination, it’s now clear that the administration’s entire case against SB 1070 rests on a technical claim that the law is indirectly pre-empted by federal immigration law.”

United States Representative Trent Franks, an Arizona Republican, said Mr. Obama’s discrimination worries are “glaringly absent from his lawsuit.”

Clearly, Republicans do not read history books- err.. scratch that.. no one reads history books apparently. And conservatives rewrite them anyway.

Let's start over:

Clearly, Republicans do not watch Kevin Kostner movies. If they did, they probably would have seen The Untouchables. They would probably remember that they got Al Capone on tax evasion, not on murdering tons of people and generally being a total asshole. Why? Because there was no hard evidence of him killing people.

So now, with no evidence yet of discrimination because the law is not yet in effect, the Federal Government is going for the thing they CAN prove: State precedence over Federal law.

And since I have faith that our nation has finally learned a lesson from three hundred years of racism, I think this law is going bye-bye.